The dinosaurs accidentally left their cast iron
rain coats at home.
The Incan Empire didn't leave a note on their way out.
Marie Antoinette forgot that people other than
her exist.
Benedict Arnold's pessimism got the best of him.
Taft ate too much cake.
Voldemort became greedy.
We planted pumpkins in the same bed as our thriving crop of garlic.
They thrive no more.
To be fair, the half that remains is growing
well and has already started to curl and produce a petite bosom of
seeds. The pumpkins on the other hand are bigger every day. Each leaf is about
the size of a hand. At the center of three of the five main garden pumpkins, a
flower that looks very much like the mouth of a bright orange squid is
blooming.
As summer is ACTUALLY STARTING TO HAPPEN in
Somers, the weather has risen from a rainy 65 degrees to a sunny 90. SAY WHAT.
The plants are loving all the sun, that is of course the plants that are
outside. The issue is that the unlucky few that are inside the greenhouse are
basically sitting in a sauna 24/7. Because of this, a mad rush ensued...a rush
that can only be compared to the panic in 1938 caused by H.G. Well's adapted
War of the Worlds radio drama.
Tomato
plants cried out to us that they must be put in the ground. With only two small
beds empty as of Thursday, there was really no place to put them. A massive
reorganization effort began. Bush beans in pots were moved into rows by the
courtyard birch tree. With four tomato size worthy empty pots in the greenhouse
and now four more that once held bush beans, we had homes for eight tomato
plants. But there were six left.
Katie read enough Foxtrot comics in her youth
to know that once zucchinis start producing, they don't stop. We abandoned our original plan to transplant squash starts into the empty small beds in favor of tomato
relocation. The six were in the ground by night fall on Thursday.
Early Friday, Jordan observed that the basil
starts destined for pumice pots in the hydroponic had been planted in soil
instead of peat and perlite. The basil must be as clean as possible before
being installed in the hydroponic and soil is much more difficult to clean off
than peat and perlite. Luckily, eight long shallow planters and one small empty bed
eagerly agreed to foster the orphan basils.
While Jordan filled the last bed, Katie sorted
the last of the starts into long planters. Two long planters have frosty peas
and six have basil babies. These long planters were put on a pallette donated
by the roofers with the frostiest two being placed on the side next to the
fence. Eventually, the peas will climb up the fence. Cool, right?!
There are still close to 30 homeless mystery squash. On the upside, what we can't find a place for will be donated to neighboring community gardens. Next week promises more sunny weather, which we welcome with open
arms. Arms that are attached to hands that are attached to giant green thumbs.
Naturally.
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